Hey i’m Mike. And i’m Hilary We’re here in Belgium where we’ve spent the last five days together Biking Drinking fabulous beers And finding ourselves This is our story. Take a look at our journey. We started this bike tour in Belgium…I’m sorry in Brugge Some people say it’s the Venice of the North and I would have to agree It’s beautiful…it’s antique-y “Hi..it’s me Hilary” And we are at the Windmill of Peace They say Belgium is the Beer Capital of the world and let me tell you..it lives up to the name *gargles in scunt* The thing that i think I took the most out of was the sour beer OOOOH. Taste like a Warhead Back in the states we have 5 or 6% alcohol if we’re lucky We went to this brewery where we had a glass that we thought, you know, was your typical glass of beer My friend Michael and I…maybe had 3 beers and started feeling a little woozy It actually had almost 15% alcohol and we were on our butts the rest of the day We were drunk dingle dangle *screaming in chunt* Jai Ho Lyrics But you know what..we had fun.. and that’s all that matters. I think the real conflict of the day happened when I took a tumble I was paying attention to the sheep and not what i was doing and I HURT MYSELF!!! I think the prettiest thing that I saw was probably… Hilary… *audible praise* She fell and she might have got scabby but what doesn’t kill you makes you beautiful And that’s how it’s written in the good book. So i think Hilary was just a great representation of that. I think I gained peace of mind and a few LBs I just think what I found is you gotta love yourself, take care of yourself. you know…you can’t get through on life just not loving yourself -Are you a sleepy baby? -What are you feeling? CUNCH -What was your favorite cunch-y thing that you’ve done? Become a strong independent woman who’s rediscovered my heart -what’s your message to the children? Don’t ever lose yourself.